6/27/2025: Titanic Taco talks only about himself, as we know. He is now quoted as saying he is a “very stupid person [who] should be fired [and] thrown out like a dog.”
We are all obliged to agree. What else could authoritarianism mean?
I’m waiting to see what spin MAGA will put on Taco, but for sure it will start out praising him for his honesty.
Karoline Leavitt [what’s with the K? Sounds commie to me] says that there’s no one in history who has done what Taco has done. She’s probably right, even if it’s too bad that reads as irony.
Taco tweeted some more stuff ostensibly about himself: “Looks terrible, his voice is grating, he’s not very smart.”
As we know, we are now by law all required to agree with him. MAGA responses indicate their enthusiastic agreement with Taco, and Leavitt has again insisted that no one in history is like him or has done as much as he has done.
Some MAGA followers have lately taken to carrying signs that read, “Taco is stupider than any person in the history of the world. His voice is more grating and he’s not very smarter than any person ever.” It’s a lot to get on a sign, admittedly.
The pop-up art exhibits in DC and elsewhere have also been praised by Taco as art. The most recent is a gold TV looping Taco dancing with Jeffrey Epstein. White House press person Abigail Jackson, in referring to the gold TV, called it art and praised it as a “beautiful video showing the President’s legendary dance moves,” so apparently the White House is on board. That’s good, because finally we have a president who is doing more for art than any human in history.
Various MAGAites, when interviewed about Taco’s long friendship with Epstein, said they were delighted at last to have a president who is real.
“Lying Hillary would never have danced with Epstein, let alone flown with him repeatedly,” one said. “Sleepy Joe Biden dancing? Give me a break.”
This just in: Taco, in referring once again to himself, says he is “100% communist lunatic.” Reports from MAGA reveal confusion among the ranks.
“I thought being communist was bad,” said Brad Johnson, longtime Taco supporter. “This just shows how easily you can get duped by the radical left.”